~Absolute Bliss~

snorlaxatives:

*sits down next to you and sympathetically looks into your eyes* i don’t care

(via giggle)

osjecam:

sorry i’m late, professor. i’m disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis

(via hotboyproblems)

indoorplantmom:

oh sweet jesus

oh sour jesus

oh BBQ jesus

oh cool ranch jesus

oh doritos locos tacos jesus

(via hotboyproblems)

gaymzee:

no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore

(via hotboyproblems)

vaspim:

Special thanks to all the 10 year olds out there for making all those music lyric videos on Youtube

(via sirgavbelcher)

can i get a fuckin uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

letshearitforthisclown:

hug and kiss

(via awayed)

childservices:

me at the bar: hey ill have two on the rocks
Bartender: two what?
me: thanks :)

(via giggle)

cockhunt:

can they like release new vegetables 

(via awayed)